Thom Garrett

Aug 11, 2017

1 min read

Donnie the Clueless Tweeter

You know Adolf, and Idi, and
Saddam, and Bashar,
Jong-un, and Jong-il, and
Fidel, and Muammar.
But do you recall
The most clueless asshole of all

Donnie the Clueless Tweeter
There’s no sign of what he knows
And if you ever met him
You might think his brain was froze

All of the other rich boys
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Donnie
Join in any rich boy games

Then one fateful Election Day
The haters got their way
“Donnie, with your heart so black,
We’ll show them! Don’t think! Attack!”

Then all the haters loved him
As they launched their bombs with glee
Donnie the Clueless Tweeter,
You’ll go down in infamy!

Writing about life and love, along with a few crazy stories just for fun.

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